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Earth King ▲ Amaimon ([personal profile] ceilingdemonis) wrote2011-12-22 08:36 am

fifth ▲ and now for something completely different

( Phone; lol what filters )

Do ornaments come in skull shapes? Those would be much more interesting than all these round ones.

( 835 Hastings Boulevard, front yard )

[ Amongst all the forgetting and sadness, there is one house that looks to have bucked the dreary trend. Amaimon has taken the giant tree the town has as its own Christmas tree as a challenge and has proceeded to decorate the hell out of his quaint little suburban home. Everything is covered in lights. Every damn inch out of the outside he could find Christmas lights for, especially now that so many people went and got rid of themselves so the town could have power. But that isn't the worst best of it...

The best of it is the colossal pine tree that has grown in the front yard overnight. Yes, overnight. There had been no trees the day before and now? A tree that rivals the town tree stands in the yard.

But it's still in the process of being decorated by dozens of little green plant men, who are clambering around the branches, hanging baubles, lights, and tinsel with Amaimon supervises from below. The demon points out bare spots or waves at things he wants moved a little to the left between decimating the box of candy canes that will never, ever make it onto that pine.
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[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a silly thing to ask. How would I know why you aren't twisted enough to understand me?

[identity profile] answerer-sword.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...I suppose you are right...

[At this point, she's too confused to say anything else.]

B-but still, your twisted philosophy is wrong.

[identity profile] callinblueskies.livejournal.com 2012-01-02 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Shut up Amaimon he hasn't exactly gotten the hang of no one knowing who he is.

Nevertheless he'll stiffen at the other's words.
]

None of your business!

( phone )

[identity profile] pokeay.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
H... heads? You don't mean, like... [ he can't bring himself to quite push the words out just in case he does get a yes... ]
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[personal profile] encored 2012-01-03 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[he will cry many a bitter tear]

That's a fascinating world, I'd think. [definitely more varied than his own at least... yeeeeah humans and chiropterans, humans and chiropterans everywhere.

and neither of them are as adorable as the greenman, which he seems to have already taken a liking to. PRETTY ADORABLE and pleasant, wow it's like the exact opposite of Amaimon.]


Have you any of the others here, or are these the only that have been returned to you? [sticking this one on his shoulder... it can have a free ride til it gets bored and decides to go back to making the tree a Christmas monstrosity.]

[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it isn't.

[Is... is he just messing with her at this point?

It's difficult to tell, with his expression and tone never changing throughout this entire conversation.
]

[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't cry, emo vampire. Maybe he will let you decorate one of them.]

A very fun world, too. [Lots of big things to fight, because what else would there be to do there?] These are the only ones so far. I went and traded for them, since I wanted the best tree.

[The greenman plops down to sit on the shoulder he's been placed upon, not in any particular rush to get back to the tree. There's more than enough other greenmen working on it.]

( phone )

[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Where else would I get skulls from?

[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[And now he's looming on up into your personal space there, Rin.]

Yes, it is.

[identity profile] answerer-sword.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[It almost reminds her of conversations with her superior.]

How do you know which philosophy is correct? Or are you just stubbornly holding your twisted ideals without looking at the world at large?

[In a way, it is the pot holding the kettle black. She is simply too stubborn to allow someone to win against her in an argument on moral philosophies.]

( phone )

[identity profile] pokeay.livejournal.com 2012-01-05 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well... you could get ones that aren't real?
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[personal profile] encored 2012-01-07 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[that will undoubtedly solve all of their problems, yes.]

I'm a little envious. [no he's just jealous that you get a bunch of cute green mutants to help you with your gardens he wants some. they already have the whole 'big things to fight' going on in his own world and he does not find it very amusing.

they also don't fit neatly on his shoulders and he can't pat them without risking his fingers, so it is just a lose-lose situation all around.]


Well, I do believe you're one of the only people working on yard decorations in general. That title might belong to you by default, you know? [take pride in your landslide victory!!]
eveningcalm: (When I finally got you on the toilet you)

[personal profile] eveningcalm 2012-01-07 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
That's not what I meant.

[identity profile] callinblueskies.livejournal.com 2012-01-07 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
No-it ain't.

[ Tensing his shoulders and glaring.[]

[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2012-01-07 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen a lot of the world. [He's a veteran tourist of human places!] But that hasn't changed anything. I'll respect who I want to, for whatever reason I want to.

There's nothing complicated about that.

[identity profile] answerer-sword.livejournal.com 2012-01-07 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet you seem to have no respect for the sanctity of life.

[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't need to have that.

[Time for a new candy cane, sticking the end of one in his mouth to chew on. Yep.]

[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Envious? Of what? Is your world boring? [It would be awful to be from a boring world, but if it has things like Horace in it... That can't be so bad!

'cause, cute and tiny is nice and all, but you could never fight a greenman. Well. Okay, you could fight one, but they would go hide behind a million plants if you did!
]

Really? [Oh Charles. Don't tell him things like that, he's disappointed now.] Hmm. That's too bad. At least my yard is better than the drone ones...

[But that isn't a feat by any means.]

[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? But surely that would inspire more to believe in their silly religions.
Edited 2012-01-07 19:31 (UTC)

( phone )

[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
That wouldn't be as fun... [Though it would be faster. Hmm.] Do the town stores carry fake skulls?

[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
They are my greenmen. People bothering them is always my business.

[In Rin's personal space, yet just... standing there.]

[identity profile] answerer-sword.livejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? Do you simply consider yourself so above most living beings?

[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I do.
Edited 2012-01-07 19:38 (UTC)

[identity profile] answerer-sword.livejournal.com 2012-01-07 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
On what grounds?

[She knows that at this point, her words are becoming increasingly hypocritical. As a magus, she certainly considered herself above the rest of humanity. However, even magi did not find sadistic joy in killing "lower" beings.]

( phone )

[identity profile] pokeay.livejournal.com 2012-01-07 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I know they had them during Halloween... I don't know about right now, though.

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