[he'll just become increasingly more alarmed by it as the days go on and it slowly becomes so heavy under the weight of Christmas ornaments that it bends in two...

but at least the greenmen are cute okay that is a plus. he's surprisingly careful in his handling of the tiny creature, pulling it away from the tree just a tiny bit at a time in case it wished to hop back at any point.]

That's a rather spectacular ability, all things considered. Are there many creatures of this nature where you're from?