ceilingdemonis: (y u mad tho?)
Earth King ▲ Amaimon ([personal profile] ceilingdemonis) wrote2011-12-22 08:36 am

fifth ▲ and now for something completely different

( Phone; lol what filters )

Do ornaments come in skull shapes? Those would be much more interesting than all these round ones.

( 835 Hastings Boulevard, front yard )

[ Amongst all the forgetting and sadness, there is one house that looks to have bucked the dreary trend. Amaimon has taken the giant tree the town has as its own Christmas tree as a challenge and has proceeded to decorate the hell out of his quaint little suburban home. Everything is covered in lights. Every damn inch out of the outside he could find Christmas lights for, especially now that so many people went and got rid of themselves so the town could have power. But that isn't the worst best of it...

The best of it is the colossal pine tree that has grown in the front yard overnight. Yes, overnight. There had been no trees the day before and now? A tree that rivals the town tree stands in the yard.

But it's still in the process of being decorated by dozens of little green plant men, who are clambering around the branches, hanging baubles, lights, and tinsel with Amaimon supervises from below. The demon points out bare spots or waves at things he wants moved a little to the left between decimating the box of candy canes that will never, ever make it onto that pine.
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eveningcalm: (It took him longer to undo my bra)

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[personal profile] eveningcalm 2011-12-22 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That would defeat the point of Christmas.

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[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Lucky for Izumo, with Rin having vanished himself, he hasn't even the faintest idea of who you are.

Not that he would have really recalled what any of the boring exwires sounded like anyway...
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It would? Why?
eveningcalm: (As one final fuck you to the courthouse)

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[personal profile] eveningcalm 2011-12-23 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's erased, too, so that's doubly covered! This is just Izumo childishly antagonizing Amaimon without repercussions while she has the chance.]

Christmas is about the birth of Jesus, moron.

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[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not a moron! [Except he'll likely recall this conversation and voice later, if and when the town fixes itself. Watch it.] If Christmas is all about that, then why does everything have a big fat man on it instead?

Do humans think Jesus is a big fat man now?

[no, really. is he behind on the times again here?]
eveningcalm: (When I finally got you on the toilet you)

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[personal profile] eveningcalm 2011-12-28 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Oops. Don't care.]

That's just the commercialized version.

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[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Famous last words.]

Is that so? Strange. It seems much more popular than the religious version. I wonder what that says.
eveningcalm: (Just walked by a homeless guy pissing)

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[personal profile] eveningcalm 2011-12-29 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[No, those are "hey! watch this!" and you're more likely to hear them from Rin.]

People are commercialized, too.

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[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2011-12-31 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Fair enough.]

All of Assiah must be. They are very fond of commercials and buying things, but not religion. Maybe because it is boring.
eveningcalm: (They have glow in the dark condoms.)

[personal profile] eveningcalm 2012-01-01 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, they think it's boring until a Bible verse saves their life from a malicious demon.

[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Then maybe they need to be attacked by malicious demons more often.
eveningcalm: (When I finally got you on the toilet you)

[personal profile] eveningcalm 2012-01-07 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
That's not what I meant.

[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2012-01-07 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? But surely that would inspire more to believe in their silly religions.
Edited 2012-01-07 19:31 (UTC)
eveningcalm: (They have glow in the dark condoms.)

[personal profile] eveningcalm 2012-01-08 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Not worth it.

[identity profile] ceilingdemonis.livejournal.com 2012-01-11 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
You really can't decide on what you want, can you?

[Gosh, Izumo, gosh.]
eveningcalm: (It took him longer to undo my bra)

[personal profile] eveningcalm 2012-01-13 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Your methods would lead to their deaths in a lot of cases, and loss of life is not the goal there.